2011 MLB preseason predictions

For the past two years, I’ve provided my forecast for the season. Consume with pleasure. Last year, I *cough* proudly *cough* went 10-for-50 on these calls. This year, I’m striving for perfection.

AL East
1. Red Sox
2. Yankees*
3. Rays
4. Blue Jays
5. Orioles

AL Central
1. White Sox
2. Twins
3. Tigers
4. Indians
5. Royals

AL West
1. Rangers
2. Angels
3. Mariners
4. Athletics

NL East
1. Braves
2. Phillies*
3. Nationals
4. Marlins
5. Mets

NL Central
1. Cardinals
2. Reds
3. Brewers
4. Cubs
5. Pirates
6. Astros

NL West
1. Giants
2. Rockies
3. Dodgers
4. Padres
5. Diamondbacks

*Wild Card Winner

AL Champion: Rangers
NL Champion: Reds
World Series Champion: Reds, 6 games

Awards:
AL MVP: Alex Rodriguez 
NL MVP: Jay Bruce 
AL Cy: Jon Lester 
NL Cy: Cliff Lee
AL RoY: Jesus Montero
NL RoY: Aroldis Chapman 
AL Manager: Ron Washington 
NL Manager: Fredi Gonzalez
 
Yankee Stats: 
Alex Rodriguez RBIs: 148
A.J. Burnett wins: 16 
Derek Jeter AVG: .291
Robinson Cano HR: 33
Brett Gardner R: 123  
CC Sabathia Ks: 200 
Ivan Nova ERA: 4.01
Jorge Posada SB: 0
Jesus Montero GS: 55
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2009 predictions 
2009 results
2010 predictions
2010 results

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